After going to see a redneck comedy show, Peter enjoys it so much and decides to live a redneck lifestyle. He buys a pickup truck painting over its back window, so people driving behind him would know his beliefs. When backing up the truck, Peter smashes into Quagmire's car and has to take him to the airport.

At the airport, Peter steals the fuel for the plane which Quagmire pilots, causing it to crash. Although no one is hurt, Quagmire is fired. To get Quagmire's job back, Peter plots to hijack a plane and let Quagmire, who will disguise himself as a passenger, to land the plane safely. The plan goes well until they finds out that Quagmire didn't get on board. While the plane is plummeting, Quagmire instructs Peter how to navigate the plane in the control tower; the plane lands successfully. Since saving the day, Quagmire gets his job back.

Peter brings Stewie to a golf course, which result in Stewie gets a tan. Stewie is pleased with the new color and tries to remain tanned; he gets into a tanning machine asking Brian to wake him up after fifteen minutes. Having been in there for six hours, he is finally pulled out by Brian, who accidentally fell asleep watching TV.

Noticing a mole on his belly, Stewie goes to a doctor. Learning that the mole could be a cancer he decides to make good use of his time. He makes a list, including visiting a museum; learning to dance. The test result comes out; not having cancer, Stewie is thrilled to death.

Accused of stealing Chris' paper customer, Kyle beats Chris up. Peter goes to talk to Kyle's parents, but he gets pissed when insulted by Kyle and beats him up. He becomes a bully and treats everyone around him like dirt. When he goes to give Randy, who bullied Peter at school, a beating to teach Chris how to stand up to a bully, Chris stops him by knocking him to the ground. Peter finally realizes what he did made him no different than a bully.

The fucking government has been humping their people for 59 years, yet it's far from over. In fact, most of the people are pathetic, they are satisfied so long as they don't starve to death, and it's a shame to walk among them.

Peter and Lois grant Meg permission to throw a party, but they have no idea what the party is for until Chris reminds them that it's Meg's birthday next week. To their embarrassment, either of them remember Meg's age.

At the party, when falling down the stairs riding a unicycle, Peter crushes Francis, his father, to death dressing as a clown. Feeling depressed he begins to take drugs. On Brian's advice, Peter goes to see a hypnotherapist. While under hypnosis, Peter finds out that Francis is not his biological father; he then pays a visit to his mother; she reveals that his biological father lives in Ireland.

Brian accompanies Peter to Ireland. Upon arriving at the village, they learn that Mickey, Peter's father, is the town drunk, which is something to be proud of. Peter tells Mickey he is his son, to which Mickey brushes it off. In a attempt to prove their consanguinity, Peter challenges Mickey to a drinking contest and wins; he is then accepted by Mickey.

While the griffins are hosting a yard sale, Brian inadvertently sells Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert. He attempts to buy him a new toy, but it fails. So Brian tells him the truth, and they set out on a trip to retrieve it.

Upon arriving at the buyer's house, they find out that the owner has moved out before seeing the moving truck, subsequently starting to chase it. Although failing to catch up with it, they get the address of the buyer from a box which falls out of the back of the truck.

After overcoming a few obstacles, they make it to the place where Rupert is taken.Unfortunately, the buyer is unwilling to give it up. Noticing the ski trophies in his house, Stewie challenges him to a skiing race to which the man accepts.

Stewie loses the race in spite of cheating, but it doesn't prevent him from getting Rupert back in a violent way. Now that the mission has been accomplished, they hijack a car and go home.

Peter's driver's license has been revoked due to his reckless driving which caused a lot of damage. Meg then becomes his personal driver. After she mercilessly beats up another driver in a car accident, Peter changes his attitude toward her. When Peter has his license back, he changes back to the normal way but he becomes secrety best friends with Meg.

Meg comes home crying because no one would take her to the dance. Brian, feels pity for her, reluctantly, agrees to go with her. While dancing, Brian keeps drinking, he gets drunk and they kiss after he stood up for her.

Meg becomes obsessed with him despite the fact that Brian makes it clear that they are just friends. Eventually, she loses her mind and knocks him out before tying him up and taking him to a hotel.

Lois, Peter and their neighbors arrive at the hotel in time. Lois then snaps Meg out of it before she can do anything stupid.

The story told us that there are plenty more fish in the sea, don't be obsessed with someone who does not feel the same way as you do.

Maddie is a very special girl who possesses the ability to control things made of glass; she is left in the care of the Kents after her foster-mother was killed.She and Clark grow fond of each other before she is taken by her biological father, Tyler, who killed her mother and her foster-mother. Clark finds them and brings her back and hands Tyler to the police.

Tyler escapes and holds Martha hostage in exchange for his daughter; but he is confronted by Maddie who is about to kill him with glass fragments.Clark convinces her that if she killed her father, she would become him, a killer, she relents. At the end, Maddie reluctantly leaves to live with her grandmother.

Peter becomes obsessed with chick movies after going to see one at the movie theater, and he decides to make his own chick flick. The cast of the film consists of Peter's family and his friends. The movie premieres at the Griffins' house, receiving negative responses from the audience.

Stewie gets into a romantic relationship with Olivia. Although they make a happy couple at the beginning, their relationship is in crisis when Victor, Olivia's ex-partner, shows up. On Brian's advice, Stewie goes to work things out between he and Olivia, only to find that Victor and Olivia are playing in their improvised house, he rushes out and sets the house on fire, leaving the couple burning alive.

Mayor West is chasing after a pizza delivery boy with his cat-shooting crossbow which breaks a window of an adult video store. Chris and his friends pass by and seize the opportunity to take as many tapes as they can and run away. In Chris' room, while they are watching the tape, Lois comes in, she's obviously upset by this, and she is even more upset after Chris told him that his school does not have sex ed class. Lois then becomes the sex ed teacher of Chris' school, only to end up being prohibited by the school because she talked about condom in the class.

Ah, the following storyline is a little offensive so I decided not to mention it. And that's it, have a good night.

definition of depression

clipped from www.urbandictionary.com thoughts or expressions of suicide A scary enough place to visit and I hate having to live there. The worst possible emotion you can feel. Makes you feel like theres no reason to do anything, and if its really bad, no reason to live. Can be very hard to overcome or sometimes just passes randomly. a psyhcological state where you feel like shit, sometimes it's not much, other times you just want to die, anything can trigger depression in some people, me being one of them Depression 2~hopelessness feeling that life is not worth living or worth the effort to even maintain their appearance or hygiene. They may believe that a negative situation will never change and be pessimistic about their future. social isolation, poor communication lacking connection with friends and family. avoiding family gatherings and events. increased irritability, anger, or hostility often irritable, taking out most of the anger on your family. A feeling which makes you think there is no hope, no way to survive

Peter blows his fingers off when shooting fireworks. Fortunately, he gets them reattached
soon after finding them, but his work at the brewery is encumbered with the injury.To avoid losing his job, Peter enlists Lois' help, during working, she is repeatedly seduced by Peter, and eventually caving in, and they end up have sex in Peter's office.

Stewie finds out that Brian's new girlfriend is a moron and teases her for fun. Realizing that this relationship has no future, Brian makes up his mind to break up with her. He is swayed upon seeing her attractive body, ending up having sex with her, leaving their fates unknown.