Lance, a med student, has invented a solution using green meteor rock, upon injecting it, users can have near death experience. Longing for a chance to meet her deceased parents, Lana takes the drug, but not without consequences. Her face pales, and in order to pay for the drug, she stole lex's Porsche.Again, Clark shows up in the nick of time, saving her life.

Chris is interested in joining the U.S.Army after watching a video hype containing false information about military life.Lois objects to the idea, in an effort to distract Chris, Peter takes him to find some after-school activity, he joins a rock band as the lead singer.Brian and Stewie talk to the recruitor for the dishonorable method of the recruitment, but ending up both joining the army, being dispatched to Iraq, having to stay there until the war is over.

Chris has developed a taste for music with filthy lyrics, starting to pay no respect to his parents and his room is a mess. Peter and Lois enlist Marilyn Manson's help after finding his poster in Chris' closet.Manson convinces Chris what he did was wrong and Peter decides to take Chris to go fishing.

This episode is awful, it's absolutely not my favorite, not only does Clark break up with Lana, but the storyline is lame as well.The girl who hypnotizes Clark is a fucking gay, all I wanna do is kick her ass.Also how the hell is Kal-el affected by something on earth? I think he only has an allergy to green-K.The worst episode ever made, it really pissed me off.

Peter fails to pick up Meg at the skating rink after having fun with his friends. Lois then decides to buy Meg a car, and Peter takes her to pick one.
Peter buys a tank despite the fact Meg wants a sedan.After running over Joe and crushing his leg while Peter teaches Meg how to drive, the tank is confiscated. Meg gets a job at a newly founded supermarket called Superstore USA which has been consuming all of the power of Quahog, leaving the citizens suffering from oppressive heatwave. Stewie and Brian find the tank and drive it to destroy the supermarket, and they succeed.With the supermarket gone life gets better, Lois come to the conclusion that the place was nothing but trouble.

After watching an Airshow, Lois realize that she has lost Stewie in the crowd.When Brian is using a mic to draw Stewie's attention at a radio booth, he is approached by a radio producer who offers him a job as a radio host, and he takes it joyfully.Brian receives a couple of disturbing phone calls from Stewie during a program he is hosting called Lunch Hour, he apologizes to the producer, but it turns out that the producer likes it and wants Brian to make Stewie his partner. The program soon becomes popular and Brian is now a local celebrity.But he eventually quits after Gore Vidal comes to his show and is disappointed by its lowbrow nature.

Thelma, Peter's mother, comes to visit Peter's family, and she reveals that she has divorces Peter's father because he can't satisfy her needs. Lois then takes her to a party to look for a date.She then meets Tom Tucker, the local anchorman, and they fall in love. Peter becomes dependent on Tom as if he were his father.Thelma breaks up with Tom after revealing that she wasn't looking for a serious relationship, much to Peter's frustration. Peter finally snaps out of it and realizes that Tom need to take care of his own son after stumble upon Jake, who is Tom's son.

Lana's car is destroyed when she hit Victor who escaped from a laboratory with the help of Dr. Hong. After taking Lana to the hospital, Victor is confronted by Clark, it reveals that Victor was a football player before a car accident in which the rest of his family died, and he was changed to a cyborg.Clark takes him home and goes to find more information. At the barn, Victor is attacked by two men from the laboratory and is about to be taken away before Clark arrives, saving him. Victor is badly injured and will die without special treatment.
In the hope that Dr. Hong can help, Clark goes to his house and finds his body in the garage.The news of Dr. Hong's death frustrates Victor, and he decides to see his girlfriend Katherine before he dies.He is ambushed and captured upon entering Katherine's house, While he is about to be transfered to a robot, Clark arrives and saves him at the last minute.Victor finally reunited with Katherine and they embrace.

On the other hand, Martha decides to take the senate seat before she is blackmailed.Lionel Luthor comes to her aid by paying off the blackmailer.

A flu epidemic sweeps Quahog so Peter goes to a clinic to get a flu shot.Dr. Hartman suggests that Peter get a prostate exam after finding out that he has never had one. Peter freaks out when the doctor put his finger in Peter's anus. Lois tells Peter that there is nothing wrong with the exam
after Peter told her that he was raped by Dr. Hartman.Meanwhile, Stewie's attitude toward Lois changes after Lois saved Rupert, a stuffed bear, from a vicious dog.Peter decides to sue Dr. Hartman after finding out that Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire all have been violated by the doctor.At the court, Peter exaggerates about the exam and he wins the case.Dr.Hartman's licence is revoked.
While bragging about his victory at the Drunken Clam with his friends, Peter suspects that something is wrong with his prostate due to his frequent urination.But no doctor in his town would treat him because of his lawsuit against Dr. Hartman. Peter has no option but to go to Dr. Hartman's house, he disguises as a delivery man, Dr. Harman sees through this but the doctor examines his prostate anyway and he reveals that it's not a serious problem.
Lois is tired of Stewie's clinging to her and tries to ignore him, Stewie is enraged and starts to hate his mother again.

The Griffins are frightened upon finding out that three burglars have broken into their house, Peter then leads his family into a panic room in the attic.There are only a few monitors to watch the rooms and the door can't be opened from the inside.Peter starts telling history of his ancestors
after sending Meg to get some food through a vent.While Meg is in the kitchen, Peter speaks to her loudly through a speaker, exposing her to the burglars.In the panic room,Peter accidentally puts his family in danger by breaking the showers. Joe opens the door before they are drowned. The burglars are arrested but Meg is charged for sexual harassment by the burglars. Joe suggests that they should get Meg a lawyer, but the whole family just ignore it while Meg is taken away screaming.

Chloe is bathing at the the Talon which is hit by lightning strikes and the power subsequently goes out.After hearing Chloe's screams, Lois goes to check out if she's alright, and she finds out Chloe
sitting in the dark with her wrist covered with blood.At the hospital, the doctor thinks that she is suffering from mental illness.Lying on bed in a sickroom, Chloe hears whispering from the bathroom and she goes to check it out. Suddenly a girl with her hand covered with blood appears and says "help me!" Chloe tries to follow her but is stopped by the paramedics.Lana wants to help her so she asks Lex for help.When Clark finds out that Lex wants to send Chloe to Belle Reve,a mental institution, he takes Chloe to the Talon.Chloe sees the girl again and she's been lead to a wall.After tearing down the wall, Clark finds a skeleton wearing a bracelet with a green Kryptonite embedded in it.Chloe's body is possessed by a apparition after she touches the bracelet.A orderly named Michael comes to visit the Talon and kidnaps Lois.Gretchen, the girl who is possessing Chloe's body, then goes to Michael's house to confront him, she reveals that he is the one who killed her.In Michael's basement Lois and Chloe are tied to the chairs, Clark shows up when Michael is to kill Lois, but he is knocked down due to the presence of the green Kryptonite.Gretchen's apparition then takes Michael's body and kills him, saving all of them.With life back to normal, Clark convinces Chloe to visit her mother at an asylum, they hug with the episode ends.

Cleveland appears at the Griffins' house to inform them that instead of having a movie night at theirs they are going to Joe's place since he has established a movie theater. Peter is jealous of the new found theater and in order to beat Joe, he takes his family to Home Supply to buy some materials which can be used to build his own "multiplex theater".When he is digging in his backyard, Peter finds a Indian skull, he then puts it on his bedside table before going to sleep.At night, Stewie is sucked into his closet while trying to calm down after frightened by lightening.Lois and Peter hire a spiritual medium in the hope of geting Stewie back, after talking to the ghosts he reveals that the only way they can get Stewie out of there is through Meg's ass.Lois decides to go in there and get Stewie out, she succeeds but not without releasing a few ghosts from Meg's ass too.Their house disappears right after The Griffins rush into the car. Now that they are homeless, they go to "Quahog Soup Kitchen"to get free food and after visiting the library, they realize that the skull must be buried in the place where it's found in order to get thier house back.They did it and the house reappears.

Brian's gay cousin Jasper comes to visit him,and he is getting married with a Philippine man, but gay marriage is about to get banned by Mayer West who intent to use this as a distraction after he has built a golden frog statue.Brian decides to change Mayer West's mind by having 10,000 people signed a petition,but to no avail, he then grabs a gun and holds West hostage.Lois arrives and talk Brian into letting him go.Brian apologizes to West who thinks Brian is doing the right thing and drops the ban.A marriage takes place at Griffin's house, and they all live happy after.